>>14932276http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfqivzjdhd4"I don't you should be worried, Miss, this doesn't even seem like THAT bad of a fight. All they're doing is using Dazzling Gleam and Razor Leaf over and over again while the crowd uses Lucky Chant! It can't even qualify as a fight in my books, watch, I'll stop it."
You go into army-crawling position so you can reach their height, 'All these guys need is a little reasoning to calm their minds. I mean, everytime one of them gets close to fainting, they just use Wish!'
Crawling into the ground, you greet the group of Single Bloom Pokemon with a benevolent smile, "Howdy guys! How are you all doing? My name's Cal-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
Razor Leaf to the face.
Razor Leaf inside the mouth.
Razor Leaf slicing through the slits in you teeth and piercing the far end of your throat.
Sampson, Abraham, and the other accompanying Captulips and Montahues share awkward glances, "....Pray tell, it's a human! Humans are malevolent forces, ATTACK AT WILL!"
Oh yeah, good job impressing the lady there, man.
A) RUN FORREST RUN
B) Justify your sudden intrusion with an explanation.
C) This calls for a froak-choke; you know what that means.
