>>28479267Well okay, how about this.
360 + 180 = 540, which is perfectly above-average as far as base stat totals go, the same as Milotic and Gyarados and many others.
Its evolution comes about by having Spinda "do a 180" in some way, perhaps by making it SUPER FUCKING DIZZY, and having it battle facing backward.
Either way, 540 / 6 = 90. So base 90 in all stats would make it a slightly shittier base 100 legendary, which let's be honest is the most we can really hope for.
Is this good enough for you? Would you be happy? I'd be happy.
