Here we go!
I am ARTIFACT MAN.
ARTIFACT POKÉMON are MYSTICAL and GLORIOUS and I want more for my COLLECTION.
TIKIS. HANIWAS. ROCK ART. The WORLD needs more ARTIFACTS and more HISTORY.
I also love FOSSILS and METEORITES. They are IMPRESSIVE, COOL and MAGICAL ones.
My FAVORITE is PROBOPASS. Best ARTIFACT in my COLLECTION. Best COMPASS for my intrepid ADVENTURES. Best FRIEND.
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