>>20958408Augustine removes your hat from your head and fiercely tousles your hair to the point where it's worse than it was when you fucking woke up. It fucking hurts too, you can tell it's the first time he's done this, the first time he's tried to be a doting dad.
Again. In a WcDonalds.
"Be a good boy now, champ! And remember, Arceus is watching you!" he says with a smile.
>What do you say next?