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>To complete the ritual, Bill motherfucking Murray is standing in the middle, an aura of fire spinning about his nude form
>Suddenly, the room begins to shake and people scream as all of the men are consumed by red flames, solidifying into solid white ash silhouettes of their original forms
>Ceiling begins to collapse, crushing people underneath rubble
>You get hit and black out
>When you wake up, you can see sunlight
>The whole building has collapsed, and somehow you are mostly unscathed
>Something shiny next to you catches your attention
>It's the box for a new pokemon game
>Includes every fucking region, the whole fucking planet itself, and reveals the last three
>Can actually start in any town you want with a starter that can be caught in that area
>pokemon scale with you and not as you reach the next area
>can have as many people in your server as you like
>Dat uber satisfying story
>It's made for PC, Consoles, and handhelds alike
>Bill Murray's ghost appears over your shoulder
>"Was it worth it?"
Well, /vp/?
