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>Eevee
This fat-ass Eevee says he’s wearing a bathing suit, but no one can be sure. He gorges himself on so many hot dogs that you’d think he’d have evolved into Salteon or Piganuseon at this point, but instead he just sits there, getting bigger and bigger, and lowering the sea level of the beach each day. Legend has it he was born in the spot—no one’s ever seen him leave, and the steady stream of filth that flows between him and the sea seems to support that claim.
