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Hey /vp/, imagine the following..
>you wake up one morning from an uneasy sleep
>You're in a malaise, mouth's dry, head's a-hurtin' and you're disoriented
>you drink a glass of water and look at your phone to check the time
>you also see the date
27.02.2019
>you think things over a bit and realise that the whole past year of your life has been just a wild, very detailed fever dream
>the games you spent so many months raving and shitposting about turn out to be mere concoctions of your mind, fragments of sense scrambled by your subconcious into something new
>"it makes sense", you think, "that dark fox is basically fennekin, another water/rock turtle, regional forms that are just caricatures, more furry designs, eiscue, copperajah, stonejourner, that weird inflation gimmick, and to top it all off, dex cut and dlc"
>"huh, some dream i had, i'm glad it's over though"
>you take some aspirin, your head starts to clear up but a thick haze shrouds your memories of your dreams
>the details of the games slowly fade and you only remember parts of it, as with most dreams
>you tune in on the pokemon direct
they reveal grookey, scorbunny and sobble
what do?
