>>33737838>>33737838it's a little weird, but that's ok. Monitor lizards are inherently cool animals, and animals spitting fire is an inherently cool concept. Unless you're attracted to it, the sexual bits don't matter. I like bruxish too, because I keep saltwater fish and triggerfish are neat. I don't mind the lips and lashes because it's a fantasy animal, of course it's going to have some over the top details. At the end of the day, under the lashes and lipstick, it's a triggerfish. Salazzle's the same way, under the lore and lashes (many lizards have eyelash like scales to keep dust and sand out of their eyes, but not quite to salazzle's extent) it's just a big lizard, and that's great. Just take it easy, anon, and you'll find a lot of mons aren't bad at all.