>>11831956In real life it's honestly the contrary, you're not *actually* getting ass, chum.
Your mind is interrupted by May, her voice specifically, "Oh, I'm doing fine Wally! Thank you for asking!" her voice is sweet right now. It's really nothing like the angry one she used moments ago, on you, "Brendan *on the other hand*, is kind of acting like a sour goat today.~"
She puts her hands on her hips and turns to you, devious smile on her face.
Ooohhh, you bitch..
"That's right Wally, I *would* give you an autograph, but *MAY HERE* is kinda *BUTTRUSTLED*, she wants to leave as soon as possible."
May instantly retorts, "W-Wha? No I didn't! Stop talking to yourself!"
You narrow your eyes, "Too late." you then move your face closer to her own, "IT'S ALREADY BEEN ESTABLISHED." you whisper harshly.
A) Wally awkwardly leaves you two your fake-maiden.
B) Wally asks if he can take a photo.
C) Wally tells you about what mysterious recent stuff he has going on.
