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>stream starts with masuda in front of a white background
>he speaks in japanese, translated live by an underpaid americano
>"good morning pokefans!"
>talks about swsh's 6 gorillion while stroking his crotch
>he laughs, pointing at the tv screen
>"your boycott did jack shit and you're all faggots"
>ohmori walks in with a huge grin
>"mr. masuda has prepared a special surprise for pokemon fans!"
>explosions can be suddenly heard from the distance
>masuda has ordered an airstrike on all houses that did not buy sword and shield
>they also bomb the houses of people who did buy the game because haha i don't really know
>60% of the world's population has died
>the broadcast is briefly cut before returning to masuda, ohmori, and turner standing in front of the screen silently
>after a minute, masuda begins to speak
>"now that we've eliminated the unworthy, here are the news you've all been waiting for"
>all three move out of the way and the wall behind them opens up, revealing a steel vault
>masuda walks over to the vault and opens it
>he stands in front of a mysterious object that looks like a game case
>"we have listened to your complaints," he says
>"so here it is, the game you've been waiting for."
>he finally steps aside, revealing the game in question
>it's fucking Pokemon Frigo Returns 2
