>>12107501As the last of the ponyfag's grey matter splattered on the onion, Shrek stopped as he heard the claps of a large man holding Donkey's severed cock. It was none other than Wreck it Ralph. "Where's Donkey!?" Shrek demanded as turned to face the large handed queer.
"I wrecked him, and you're next." Before Shrek could respond, he was lifted by his mighty hands, his body slamming against the piercing cock of Ralph. The room began to spin as Shrek lost consciousness.
Shrek awoke to the smell of ashes. The ogre quickly sat up; tears flowing down his green checks at the sight devsitation and oblivion which was presented to him. His beloved swamp was now burnt to ashes, and Donkey was no where to be found. Before Sherk was ready to toss his onion, he felt a letter fall to the ground. He picked it up and read it.