>>21526379Those are exactly the ones. Thanks, anon. I'll bring back old neo-showderp one shitpost at a time.
>>21526384This one can come too, 'cause why not. If anyone's interested I found this that I don't think was written for Showderp but it could apply just as well:
>when i feel earthquake, my hand automatically go to the dick. i stroke the dick and feel i have sex with the earth. all becoming calm 