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ITT:
roll the dice to get a pokemon.
then, you post as that pokemon, as if it's a society of just pokemon, no humans. you can choose to evolve or devole your pick, like if you get lombre, you can be ludicolo or lotad if you'd rather not be lombre.
I'll start, and I rolled Lunatone
fuck.
> be me, Lunatone
> floating in the sky, because that's just what I do at night.
> suddenly, I notice sparks of light and loud noises
> time to investigate
> some rowdy fire types are tying to light a hut on fire, but the plant used in the hut still has seeds, so there's loud crackling.
> AmateurHour.mfw
> they're panicking about the noise. when they see me, they all flee
> all except for a Magmar too fat to hop the fence
> how did you even get past it the first time, you stupid fat fuck?
> plusle runs out the front door, crying and screaming.
> Minun comes out the back, and sees me and the Magmar.
> the fire is big, and there's lots of light. he can CLEARLY see us.
> and yet he calls us space Jynxs and tells us to fuck off back to the moon
> wtf man
> Magmar panics, practically runs over the minun into the house, falls over and slams his head on a coffee table.
> fire spitter got iced, lol
> Minun is stumbling to his feet, still shouting names at me.
> fine, fuck it.
> throw him in his backyard pond. that should keep him safe.
> my job here is done. I fuck off back to the sky, somewhere far away
> mfw next morning I learned that the minun drowned and an entire sect burned
> mfw not my fault
