>>15811433http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eauvZ2X2a3sYou hear an exaggerated southern voice greet you from afar.
"Howdy, tourists! How's it goin'?"
You turn around from Chespin's supposed death-scene only to meet up with the talking Pokemon of the day, this time a Drilbur in a cute little hard hat and a shovel.
"Oh, uh, hey! Name's Calem, this here is Miss Leading, who the heck are you?"
The Drilbur shushes your mouth with one of his claws, "Shh...They may be listening in. The miners!"
"Miners?"
"Yeah, miners! I've heard 'em, OOOOOOH I've 'em all right! They're here on Route 9, mining for minerals for their precious bath salt pyramid scheme, taking ALL the treasure from me! That's not cool, it doesn't sit right! They can't KILL THE DRILL! It's unfeasible!--OH! Name's Doug by the way--CRAZY Doug. I'm crazy, as you can see."
"Y-Yeah, I can see."
"ANYWAY YEAH, I'm a prospector, yup, prospector. Old classic style kind. I'm a cool guy, I'm level sixty-something. I didn't evolve because I didn't want to evolve, only MODERN CHUMPS evolve. I live for mining, not like those corporate chumps who mine only for bath salts, I mine for what's right, I mine for the dough, and I've been doing it ever since my mum told me the story of the Crystal Onix back when I was a kid! Of course, I was never a kid, I was always a Drilbur, my mom wasn't even an Excadrill. She was--get this--A SANDSLASH."
"..Oh...?"
