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>out on walk
>friend asks me to meet them
>take bus route I've never taken before
>browsing Pokedex because fucking bored
>phone vibrates so back out Pokedex to take a look
>Lapras
>HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>catch it on first ball
>after encounter an egg immediately hatches
>15 minutes later Blyats DDoS the server
Nearly got cucked by a hatching Shelder and just in time before the slavs took down the server, all this happening on a bizarre route I've never been on before