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Ok, /vp/, i have to confess something. I lost to this fucking piece of shit, and it's not even a good Pokémon. It Earthquaked me to DEATH, and every hit was a crit. I thought: "Eh might be holding Garchompite", but it wasn't. It outsped my Jolly Unfezant. It was scarfed. It just kept using Earthquake and Dragon Claw and Bison Jab when something threatening was sent out.
"B-BUT OP, USE A FLYING TYPE"
I was using a Unfezant, but this piece of shit just used Stone Edge and KO'd it with a crit.
I want to punch Mega Garchomp in the face. I want to KILL Mega Garchomp. Fucking shark dragon piece of shit beating all my OU team. Yeeeaaah, Landshark (the Garchomp's name was Landshark), there's no way to hide when i use an Ice-type, just wait... I will rip your organs and EAT THEM. Then i'll rip your vagina with my bara teeth while you scream in agony. Mega Garchomp is dirty pig Mega Garchomp is disty pig. Just by looking at that smug shark face my blodd boils.
If you're Smogon and you're reading this, i wish you a slow and painful death, you fucking waiter piece of shit.