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Hello everyone, I just wanted to rank the brat boy and his companions based on my experiences trying to capture their Pokemon. I hope the perspective of Team Rocket's very own handsome devil will provide some clarity on this hot topic. Allow me to rank them from best to worst.
>Clemont
He was a nice kid who helped me out on a few occasions. I wouldn't even call him a twerp.
>Max
His compassion for Ralts was inspiring, and his biting insults were second to none. I'm also not one to disparage a little kid.
>Bonnie
Same reasons as above, but a tad more shrill and impolite.
>Mallow
For such a young kid, she cooks with the palette of a seasoned pro. It's almost maddening how tasty her dishes can be.
>Sophocles
Togedamaru is essentially a Pikachu also-ran, but its trainer is quite the smart twerp.
>Tracey
I can appreciate a twerp that largely makes himself scarce!
>Ash
While I've grown quite a fondness for this brat-boy, the hundreds upon hundreds of thunderbolts to the face prevent him from making it any higher.
>Iris
If this noisy and full-of-herself kid can become a champion, then there's hope for me!!
>May
A twerp through and through, but she got Jessie into contests.. A much needed diversion from her usual rage..
>Serena
It was quite entertaining to see her fuss over Jessie's impersonation.
>Lana
This brat's esoteric sense of humor throws me off, and I hate how easy she makes fishing look.
>Brock
This twerp was more persistent than a bad fungus, and such a shameless obsession with girls.
>Kiawe
His passion would be admirable if it wasn't such an earsore.
>Misty
The meanest, noisiest twerp.
>Dawn
When she wasn't walloping us outdoors, she was walloping Jessie in contests. A pest!
>Goh
Who does this twerp think he IS?! He has more Pokemon than I can even count!! What's his secret?!
>Lillie
It's like looking into a pathetic mirror into my own past.
>Cilan
When you're too campy for Team Rocket, you know you've got problems.
