>>22861527https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh1n1JuEPmc"W-What?! Spats? What does THAT have to do with anything? How could you have noticed such a minuscule detail? And how in the world did you expect me to know about it?!"
You throw on a pair of swirly glasses as you stab holes into the Champion's facade, "Because impostor! A lady as elegant and lovely as Miss Leading would never dare go outside with a skirt at the cost of a potentially humiliating pantyshot from the untrustworthy breezes of wind that frequent our region! Spats are mandatory if she is to keep secrets from Youngsters that dare peep up her alluring legs! I learned this myself not long ago, but I've kept it dear to my memory ever since!"
"Why do you suddenly sound so brave and courageous? And what's with the boost in vocabulary?! I had you cornered in self-doubt five seconds ago! Does this face not trigger you!?"
A) "It triggers only deep loathing for those that dare misrepresent the apple of my eye!"
B) "The reason I sound so cool is because I AM cool, commit it to memory, punk!"
C) "You're right, I /was/ doubting myself for a minute there, but now I see the light, your shams will not unsettle me anymore!"
D) "These glasses were made by a buddy off-screen, and whenever I wear them, I suddenly become the genius I never could have been in reality!"
