>>16672346http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22tgLSwwKWA"In hindsight...that could simply be because of my bias to the Fire-type, I find any and all things cold vastly inferior the warmth of a strong-willed Fire-type. Torkoal, microphone."
"Tooooooooooooooorrrrr.......koal!"
With a weak cry of his name, the Torkoal in question pumps a microphone from out of his shell using a geyser of thick, black, hazy smoke.
The cordless microphone is swiped before it can fall back into the shell, the person standing before you is a stunning lady with pink hair, flashy glasses, and a bare midriff that's worth talking about.
Admittedly, your heart skips a few beats. You start feeling exactly like Chespin, except your feelings are much harder to hide because you have trouble trying to be tough and stuff.
"Serena," the woman snaps her fingers, instantly gaining the attention of your companion, "stop fooling around like a dumb child. We have business to take care of. Torkoal, rid of all interference."
Momentarily losing her composure, Serena clasps her hands and bows, not even daring to correct the lady on her misunderstanding, "Y-Yes. I'm sorry. I promise to get it together."
"Tooooooooor....KOAL!" the woman's Torkoal unleashes a magnitude of fiery power stored within the epicenter of his shell, a Flamethrower composed of the hottest fires you've ever seen, all from such a weak, below-average, and consistently overlooked Pokemon.
The fiery blast just BARELY misses Alice, and ends up scorching Chespin in a blazing inferno. Although the snow sticking to him has melted, the hedgehog is quickly sent into a tizzy.
"C-CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESPIIIIIIIIIIN!" he drops the tough guy act and runs around Alice, frantically waving his arms and crying.
