>>29038855A politoed then, because you have such thin skin that you'd be offended by what a random anon said about you on the internet.
And because you like rocks ( evolves with the king's rock ), is a marine animal, has a chill nature but the ability to summon rain makes it seem like a really moody pokemon to me. Also poliwrath is kind of a delinquent and I imagine politoed getting along with all frog mon so it fits your anime genre. Happier now, bro? If it makes you feel any better, I'd probably hang out with you in real life.
I know it sounds pretentious as fuck to say this on /vp/ of all fucking places but I'm a functioning alcoholic myself, we should hang 