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>be first year in college
>play pokemon pretty often
>sometimes play it around the apartment
>roommate is a "Pokemon fan"
>Always playing some fuckstupid emulator on his android where he hacks shiny legendaries and brags about how he found the codes to do so
>acts like the pokemon expert
>then he gets bored and drops it after three days
>meanwhile I'm just over here breeding shit
>a few weeks ago
>get back to the apartment after christmas break
>"Hey anon, I got a 3DSXL and Pokemon AS, and also Smash Bros"
keep in mind that he is 19 and I'm 18
>mfw his parents just bought it all for him
>mfw I had to buy my regular 3DS, OR, X, and Smash Bros all with my own money
>Now I'll be just sitting around breeding things in the living room
>Every five seconds he has to get up and show me the new lelendary he caught
>even when I have headphones in and am working on something, he just stands there and shoves it in my face
>I literally do not give a shit about legendaries
>I have told him this before
>he still thinks Rotom and Spirtomb are legendaries, or at least "specials", as he calls them
>All he cares about is "rare" pokemon and starters
>I once made the mistake of mentioning that I have two shiny Greninjas (one full special and the other mixed)
>"HEY ANON CAN I HAVE ONE?????"
>I kinda need both, they serve different purposes
>"b-but I'll take good care of it"
>see but they serve different uses for different teams
>this goes right over his head
>It takes like two minutes of convincing just to get the point across that I'm not giving it to him
And don't think I'm a dick, either, I have to humor him like every night over this shit
>I help him out because he doesn't know jack dicklicking shit about type advantages aside from fire/water
>I swear on my life he has asked me twice a day for the last three days if Steel is weak to Water
>I trade him some shitty breeding leftovers to humor him
>I'm to nice a guy to do anything about it
hmmm
