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>Be likely retarded 7 year old who gets Pokemon Leaf Green for the Gameboy Advance from parents for Christmas
>No idea what this game is or what it's about
>Mash A through most of the starting screens, not caring for the info
>Now find myself in a house
>Head downstairs, but have no idea how to exit
>Spend a few days periodically trying to figure out how to beat this house game
>One day it dawns on me to step on the red floor mat and press down, indicated by the arrow sign which I never saw before
>"Bring on next level please"
>Realize there's a whole lot more to this Leaf game than I had previously anticipated
>Lucked out and got directed by the professor to get a starter after going the right way north
>Get Charmander, beat Rival, and do other shit through God's grace until I arrive in Viridian City
>"The fuck is an Oak's parcel?"
>I had no idea what parcel meant nor where this Oak tree was
>I'm starting to wonder if this is a correlation with the leaves in the title
>Spent a few weeks trying to figure out what to do periodically, along with --
>"Some... thing... on the road wants a coffee?"
>I had no it was an old man laying on the road, but come on, that's kind of weird and it was oddly pixilated
>My eyes light up when I accidentally deliver the parcel to Oak one day
>Get pokeballs, don't pay attention to road man's tutorial on catching Pokemon, and never realize to press the right arrow key in the bag again
>For the rest of this game I only play with a charmander line because I don't know where to find pokeballs in my bag
>Somehow beat Brock pretty handily with a Charmander that has Metal Claw
>Skip ahead a bit, get this "Magikarp" from some NPC
>"The fuck does this even mean?"
>I never looked in my party, but for some reason thought this was the key to getting into that locked building in Viridian City
