>>49554961LMFAO dude it's like you can see the words, you can sound them out with your lips but the actual meaning behind them just isn't apparent for you. Allow me to spell it out: OP is using HMs as catch all term for 'keys' that unlock the ability to overcome environmental obstacles, hence why he say (rider pokes) and clarifies that they wouldn't function like usual HMs. You gotta be underage there's no way people are this daft, it's like your brain just can't fire off the necessary neurons to make obvious connections. I bet if someone put a connect the dots in front of you and told you it was shaped like a dinosaur you'd think "What? No it isn't, it's shaped like a bunch of dots"
Unironically.
