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>lives 100 years
>best qualities of cat, dog, and cow
>has acute senses and can alert you to danger faster than most Pokemon
>can predict horrific disasters, either aiding in your escape or disaster response efforts
>extremely soft and fluffy
Absol is based. I remember kid me being shocked and amazed when seeing one for the first time ingame, it was more or less a blind first playthrough, I felt like I had found a cryptid.
And no, I don’t want to fuck it. But I won’t disparage the degenerates who do, because Absol is perfect and beautiful.
