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>Have amazing secret base
>Suddenly your alarm goes off
>Movement all around your perimeter
>Go to security monitors
>ATF: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms.
>Should be a store, not a government agency
>They are looking for me
>Not Today
>Hit the spotlights outside
>Blinds them all as a siren starts up
>They keep advancing
>They enter my minefield.
>One sets off a claymore, blast kills a few
>All the while I'm loading my important shit up
>They get to what they think is the entrance.
>suddenly the ground opens up
>Looks like a ICBM silo
>then, a pelican dropship pops out of the hole
>open up on them with the 20mm chaingun, and rockets
>Once I clear the trees, I rocket off into the atmosphere
>Once I leave the gravity well, I finally dock with the frigate, UNSC "No Take Backs"
>Plot a course to a different planet
>Enter slipspace
>Wonder how the fuck the ATF followed you from earth
>King Obongo must have started NASA back up to kill the remnants of the 2nd American revolution, who left earth after he took over everything.
One day, we will all be able to finally return home to dethrone that fucker, and save the world.
