>>16365412Hexcalibur narrows his eyes, already dubious of the untrustworthy mallard, "What? What are you looking at me for? I have nothing that you seek! Away with you-AAAAAAGH! U-UNHAND ME THIS INSTANT!"
The duck latches his mouth on Hexcalibur's blade, refusing to let go.
"FAR, FAR, FARFETCH'D!"
It's a dramatic move that comes as a slap in the balls for you, "What the?! LET GO OF HIM!"
"FAAAAARRRR!" Hexcalibur desperately floats all over the field in an attempt to thwart the Farfetch'd off, but his efforts are to no avail. He's stuck on like glue, and his buddies are quickly coming forth with assistance.
The two Farfetch'd wielding bones grab onto the third duck's legs, weighing him down as Hexcalibur forcefully thrashes like a behemoth. But three ducks easily outweigh the ghostly sword, he becomes easily subdued, enough for the third to grab onto him properly and wield him like a proper sword.
"FAAAARFETCH'D!"
"I said LET GO OF ME! That means you should let go of me, don't you know that you're attempting to steal the legendary HEXCALIBUR? I could curse you right now, or kill you by wrapping my cloth around you-....Wait. You're a Normal-type, are you not? Normal and Flying...?"
"Far!"
"Yes!""Nooo! My fate, my legendary fate has been sealed by such a simpleton typing! I refuse to let this be written in the history books to come in due time!"
As quickly as they appear, the Farfetch'd begin to retreat back into the bushes, now with two bones and a fucking legendary Honedge to add to their collection of rod-shaped stuff.
Hexcalibur yells at you at the top of his lungs, "FOOL! I need assistance! GET OVER HERE!"
A) Order Hexcalibur to use an attack!
B) This would be the perfect moment to guilt trip Hexy into respecting you...
C) Order Skrelp to attack!
D) ROLLERBLADE TO THE EXTREME AFTER THEM, BOY!
