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My uncle was a janitor ar Nintendo 25 years ago and he went to business school with Sakurai, he went dumpster diving yesterday and was talking to some crack heads while looking for food, got some leak info
>Starter leaks are fake
>Final starters have a Alchemy theme
>Rowlet just turns fat thug to represent the 7 sins
>Poppalio dies
>Litten becomes a bicycle
>20 Alolan formes
>All gen 1
>Lucario has three Alolan formes
>Rockruff's evo depends on your starter
>Picking Rowlet makes hims grow wings
>Litten makes him evolve into Arcanine
>Popplio makes him evolve into Nemo as a preview of the upcoming Disney x Nintendo game Nintendo Hearts: World U and Nintendo Hearts: Land 3DS
>There's no gym leaders
>No new megas
>After beating the 5th gym you get a megastone for Farfetch'd, he becomes Flying/Fighting with Sheer Force
>Guzma leads a group called Diamond Dogs
>Kukui betrayed Guzma years ago leaving him for dead
>Guzma's backstory is told in flashbacks after beating each gym captain
>There is Guzma DLC, Metal Megearna Solid
>You build your own E4, but Lillie tells you to expand
>Lillie's secret is that when she is actually another Mew clone, Mewthree
>The final battle takes place inside Kukui's secret volcano lab
>Mewthree has taken over Guzma
>Guzma is forced to watch as Mewthree kills Team Skull with his body
>There's a hyper realistic scene where you masturbate over Plumeria's comatose body
>It's fucked up
>Your starter loses an eye
>Ash Greninja is in the game
>You visit his grave in the Kalos region
>No water in the game at all
>There's a pokemon based on a Harry Potter porn parody
>Super Hero pokemon
>Transfering Missing No from RBY gets you Perfect Porygon
>Perfect Zygarde shows up in a cutscene only to fight the Original Dragon
Don't tell anyone, don't want my Grandpa getting fired from Sony
