>>12468308You attempt to do all four things at once because that's what ogres do, but then Lord Farquaad does the thinkable.
You get stabbed, "AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHH HAAAAAAAAAGGGISSSS WHY DID YOU DO THAT?"
"You were going to kiss, kill, shit, and onion me Shrek I had to." Farquaad then kisses you passionately, steals your money, and leaves you to die.
>GAME OVER.You're Dead.
Your Friends Are Dead.
Your Family's Dead.
Your Fucking Pets Are Being Skinned Alive.
Your Mom's A Fucking Whore.
You Suck At Life.
The Whole World Hates You.
You're Going To Hell.
Live With It.
Game Over.
A) Die and become Ghost Shrek.
B) Revive yourself by creating pasta and using your ogre blood as the sauce.
C) Accept that you are dead.
