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>wake up
>life's looking great
>shoes on my feet, coat on my back, gf in my bed
>start wrapping presents for Christmas
>hear something that sounded like a horse being taken to the glue factory
>go outside, because why the fuck not
>car slams into my bedroom
>what the fuck, my house
>oh shit, my gf
>paramedics arrive and gf taken to hospital as soon as they stabilize her
>gfs Christmas is ruined
>I could have woken her up and had breakfast with her
>fuck Christmas presents
>go to hospital, gf apparently passed on my way there
>shithead in other vehicle is perfectly find
>doctor says they're sorry
>tells me there is some good news
>what the fuck could possibly be good about this
>at least you're not Nate
>mfw
>post yfw you realize at least you're not Nate
