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>The curves
>Those sexy hooves
>Those udders providing nutritious milluk
>That sexy, lewd tail
Remind me again why we focus so much on those stupid, human females instead of the sexiest and most fertile member of the Pokemon cast: Miltank?
>You'll never wake up by her encouraging yet soft moos
>She'll never get you in the mood to start the day right with some milk, straight from the udder of course
>She'll never make you lunch while you shower and see you off, waving happily as you go out for the day to participate in Title Defence matches at the league
>After a day of heated battling, you'll never be greeted by your Miltank at the door who greets you with a kiss, an already set bath (perfect temperature) then puts the finishing touches on your dinner
>You'll never eat her heartily made feast and sit in each other's arms for an hour to let the food digest
>You'll never finish the day by fucking her in all positions of the Kamasutra, finishing off with a hard mating press and affirm your love for one another with a long, passionate kiss
Seriously, what the fuck is up with you morons?