>>26629168FINALLY, ALOLAS CHAMP HAS COME BACK TO THE ALOLA LEAGUE! THE CHAMP SEES YOU'RE HERE, BUT THE CHAMP DOESN'T CARE! WHAT'S EVEN YOUR NAME?...IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
[PLAYERS CHARACTER] LET THE CHAMP CLARIFY THIS: LAST TIME WE'VE MET HE BEAT YOUR SORRY ASS IN A DOUBLES TAG TEAM BATTLE, AND THIS TIME YOU ARE THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE ALOLA CHAMPION? WELL, WHAT THE CHAMP REALIZES IS THAT YOU HAVE A 3 INCH NOSE, TURN IT SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT RIGHT UP THE ELITE FOURS ASS! BUT THIS TIME ON THE ALOLA LEAGUE PAY PER VIEW, THE CHAMP IS GONNA DO WHAT HE DOES BEST: HE'S GONNA LAY THE SMACKDOWN RIGHT ON YOUR CANDYASS!
NOW TO YOU, HAU! AFTER YOU'VE WON YOUR LAST BADGE; YOU JUST FELL ON YOUR KNEES AND SAID A PRAYER: Dear Arceus, I've collected all eight badges of the alola league, but there's just one problem: everyone still thinks that I absolutely suck!"
AND AT THAT POINT; THE EARTH STARTED SHAKIN' AND THE HEAVENS OPENED AND ARCEUS CAME DOWN AND SAID:"BOB..." "B-but my name is Hau" "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! BUT YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT: YOU DO SUCK! BUT THERE IS ONE THING, AND ONE THING ONLY YOU CAN DO: YOU MUST FIND THE CHAMP!" "No Arceus, anybody but The Champ...!" "KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
AND AT THAT POINT THE EARTH STARTED SHAKIN' AGAIN, THE CLOUDS PARTED AND THE HEAVENS OPENED, AND ONE VOICE, THE VOICE OF THE GREAT ONE CAME DOWN TO YOUR EARS AND SAID: IF YA SMEEEEEEELL...WHAT THE CHAMP...IS COOKING!"
AND NOW YOU TWO JABRONIES, THE CHAMP IS GOING TO LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON YOU BOTH; AND GOING TO STICK YOUR NOSES RIGHT UP YOUR CANDYASSES!
