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>Be me, a Bidoof
>Shittiest Pokémon of all time
>The official Justin Boober joke for all players
>Shinies of my species are released because of how shitty they are
>Prays every night to git gud
>Suddenly one day Arceus gets wasted
>Laughing in his stupefied state he grabs me by the hardening, clenched asscheeks
>Whispers the forbidden sacred secrets of the known universe
>Tells where Waldo is
>Finds Waldo, kills that bitch and his bae Carmen Sandiego to be relinquished the scroll of the ages
>Arceus guides me on my quest to become MLG errey step of the way
>Arrives at Mt. Silver to find Red
>OHSHIT.JPG
>After a long fought battle of two minutes, my shit is slain, bitches still ain't shit but hoes and HMs.
>Then descending from the heavens comes lord Satoshi
>Bitch be like "What if Moody"
>2 consecutive accuracy boosts later
>Banned by smogon
>The ultimate troll
>All fear me
>MFW
