>>20785345https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKe7p_YUdu0"Korrina, why is there money stuck in your armpit?"
Okay, turns out you weren't just raiding her body for arousing sensations after all, you /actually/ found something of worth in there.
A sweat-laced two dollar bill from two centuries ago that faintly smells of Korrina and dated history. You peel it off of her.
"Huh? I do? I had no idea, I swear!...Actually waaaait, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe it was from that time gramps was talkin' to me about how money worked back in his days.."
"Uh, that still doesn't explain how it ended up in--WHATEVER I'M A JEW I'LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET! Hey bird, will this cover our charges?!"
Kaku-Kaku eyes bulge out of his peepers, he spits out his wine like a geyser, "HOLY EARLYROUTEBIRD! Feast your eyes auctioneers and drunkards-masquerading-as-auctioneers! IT'S A TWO DOLLAR BILL! I haven't seen those since 199X! Why little boy, that note alone will cover the current price of this orb and--"
"FIVE-THOUSAND!" says Johnny Cashews.
Kaku-Kaku's face falls to a deadpan, "Okay, not anymore."
"DAMMIT, SO CLOSE."
A) Call Johnny out for being a little bitch.
B) Bask in the scent of the non-usable two dollar bill.
C) Proceed to irredeemably lose the bid and the orb.
