>>20970722"This is a punishment? Working here? But everything looks so clean and edible!"
It's indeed quite befuddling, how could such a beautiful cicada-ridden fast-food paradise be seen as something so degrading and embarrassing by Anna's unseen superiors? Why, the shakes, the Johto idol music playing in the background, the 'Cartoon Voldemort' Happy Meal toys on display, how could anyone think that such a place is so--
"U-Um, Calem.." Anna breaks you out of your delusion. She shifts her eyes to the left, and then to the right, and then to the left again, double-checking that her coworker isn't listening in on what she's about to do.
She beckons for you to lean your ear in, you do just that, and she reveals to you a most shocking corporate industry secret.
"I-I probably shouldn't be telling you this.. b-but, um, i-it'd be wrong to keep you from knowing.. This place is a sham, Calem. Everything is just glossed over and made to look pretty with five layers of lemon-scented Pledge and Windex.. i-it's so terrible here!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9gAnd that was the day you learned why WcDonalds always smells like lemons.
>What do you say next? 