>>20685597Road Runnerpoke only gets a single Aqua Tail in before En Guardevoir finishes him off. Two Thunderbolts mark the end of the duel, but that's not enough for the self-proclaimed master thief.
En Guardevoir picks up the Fastpoke, forces him to regenerate another tail out of his ass, and then steals that tail to go along with the one she's already won.
She lewdly eats both as if they're dicks."Kakeroooo! Kakeroo! KakeLEWWWWWWWWWWWWWD! WE HAVE ANOTHER WINNER! The trainer figurine and uh, already-eaten tails go to the master thief! I wonder what else she could stick in there..."
"Pish-posh, pish-posh! It was no big trouble, don't act as if it was some MAGNIFICENT FEAT! See, a MAGNIFICENT FEAT would be overthrowing that DASTARDLY Johnny Cashews! His presence just REEKS of darkness!"
Johnny stays quiet, preferring not to let her obnoxious comments get to him. What little he does have to say is delegated to personal whispers, "Hmph, profiling against Dark-types now, is she? What a pixie she turned out to be, isn't that right Chewie?"
"Muchachachachachachachacha!"
"Gosh Caley, they look like they really hate each other! GAAAH! IT SOUNDS LIKE A RIVALRY! I LOVE RIVALRIES!!! They're always the most PERFECT way to maximize an inferior's potential! I wonder how long it's been running for, who's the sub!?" exclaims Korrina, stars in her eyes.
A group of flying Shellders wheel in a covered, rattling cage, "Kakeroooo! Kakerooooo! Get those signs ready, this next item is actually a living creature! There's so many special things about this one-of-a-kind buckaroo, it's practically a living Gary Stu! Kakestuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! GET READY TO BID BID BID BIG, BECAUSE HERE IT IS--"
The Shellders remove the tarp from the cage, revealing item three to be none other than..
