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i always think about what if pokemon were actually real. the first thing that usually pops into my head is that people would probably use them for crimes (e.g. robbing a bank). but then i’m like “oh shit, the guards and/or bank staff will have pokemon too…” pops up into my head and i just think about walking down the street and seeing the front of the bank getting blasted off like it’s something out of a michael bay movie, then seeing these two beasts just stomping out of the building and fighting eachother in the street. in all reality, pokemon battles are more or less just g-rated cockfights, and if they were real, battling would probably be banned. there would also be an increase in human deaths per year due to giant ass wild pokemon (e.g. steelix) going ham on some small ass town or some shit.
