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>2039
>new pokemon game released for the Nintendo holophoner
>starter is level 100
swipe credit card to immediately beat the first gym
>unbox my doritos brand space chips and type in the code to instantly fill the entire dex
>rival gives up upon seeing my massive bank account and hands over all his badges
>scan my retina to confirm my purchase of gamestop brand underwear
>game is granted unlimited master balls for my trouble
>instead of post game I crack a can of mountain dew and enter the promo code to be crushed into a quantum singularity and have my mass fired across the galaxy
>pro gamer
