>>53705775I remember working at a local grocery store several years ago. One of my co-workers was a literal sub-human sperg (the only reason he worked there was because he was the owner's son). One day as we were cleaning the aisles, he asks me out of the blue if I like Pokemon. I tell him "yeah". He then goes on to talk about how his favorite girl is May, and he proceeded to go into detail about how sexy she was.
I'll never forget that encounter, and I'm glad I'll never live within a thousand miles of him again.