>>47301688Ahem,
What could I possibly say that hasn't already been said before? What words could possibly do justice to such larger-than life adventure, such a masterpiece of the Pokemon genre, and fic writing as a whole? I present to you anons, as always, the sensation, the phenomenom, the anomaly, the EXPERIENCE...
THE INSTANT CULT CLASSIC
THE CHEF D'OEUVRE
THE PIECE DE RÉSISTANCE
THE JEWEL OF RATIONALITY
THE MONUMENT TO FANFICTION
THE LOVE LETTER TO THE FUCKING ENGLISH LANGUAGE, LITERATURE, THE WRITTEN WORD, AND THE FIRST FUCKING APE TO EVER THINK OF PUTTING INK TO PAPER
READ IT. READ THE FUCKING THING. IF I COULD ONLY READ A SINGLE WORK OF LITERATURE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE I'D PICK THIS AND DIE EXTRACTING THE MEANING OFF A SINGLE OF ITS FUCKING SENTENCES. I WOULD KILL MY MOTHER IN COLD BLOOD JUST TO KNOW THE EXACT PHYSICAL LOCATION OF THE AUTHOR, SO THAT I COULD KISS HIM ON THE LIPS IN GRATITUDE FOR HIS GIFT—AND IMMEDIATELY ACHIEVE NIRVANA. YOU GUYS LIKE WORM, RIGHT? YOU LIKE EPIC SMART WRITING??? THIS IS WORM, THIS IS BEYOND WORM, THIS IS APOTHEOSIS IN THE WRITTEN FORM, PURE FICTION STRUCTURED IN A WAY TOO POWERFUL TOO GAZE AT, BEAUTY SURPASSING THE FORM OF THE WORLD, SUBLIME, DIVINITY MADE MANIFEST. WHY DOES NOBODY UNDERSTAND?? WHY DO THEY REFUSE TO DRINK THE AMBROSIA OF THE MIND? FORGIVE THEM FATHER, FOR THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. HAVE MERCY ON OUR WRETCHED SOULS, THE MISERABLE MORTAL SHELL, US INSECTS THAT CRAWL IN THE DIRT AHHHHH I'M CUMMING FUCK I'M CUMMING FUCK FUCK AHHH I'M FUCKING CUMMING SHITT FUCKKKK
Pokemon: The Origin Of Species
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