>>12548883"Eh? Well, don't mind if I do!"
I wasn't in the mood to waste any of my valuable items, so I went ahead and paid his stupid toll.
Unfortunately, it took just about all of the money on my slate to convince him that I was actually *serious* about passing by, and even then he still didn't look sympathetic.
>ALL MONEY LOSE!Gliscor flipped through the bills, quietly counting each in murmurs, every single note of mine now in his possession, I eagerly waited for a response.
Once he finished, he simply pocketed the toll,and went back to his sleeping stance. After five seconds passed by without another response, I got teste, "Uh... Hello?"
He peeped open an eye, "Yes?"
"Aren't you going to let me through? I paid your "steady income", now let us pass!"
Gliscor gave it a simple thought, and then shrugged no, "On second though, no. You two have been bugging me for too long, I just can't deal with you smartarses anymore, chap."
He went back to sleep, "But...THAT WAS ALL OF MY CASH YOU IGNORANT DOUCHE!"
"Deal with it, mate."
>BAMBOOZLED! Resort to violence?A) Whack Gliscor with the Rachel Ray brand hot plate
B) Whack Gliscor with the frying pan.
