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>decide to play gen2
>pick one of the dogshit starters
>owl, eh...ferret? ratata, pidgey...
>can't get a cute elephant unless i start with crystal and grind the same patch of grass for 2 hours like a stupid fucking asshole
>get a bellsprout to trade for the stupid onix that i can't evolve on a meaningful timescale
>beat first gym, dump that shit
>hoppip? wooper? bleh
>take the electric sheep that evolves to a shitty looking giraffe for some inexplicable reason
>get a slowpoke before realising i can't evolve (to its new form) on a meaningful timescale
>pass on snubull because i already have togepi
>get a marill
>get eevee
>realise i have the exact same fucking team i always have every single time i play this goddamn gen
fuck gen2, this is the same reason shitnoh blows ass btw
