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>Due to the ludicrous amount of extra shifts he and Larson had to take at the station, Kurt barely had any free time for his usual hobbies.
>Of course, the new Path of Exile league had to come out now of all times, something he’d been looking forward to.
>He knew that if he waited too long, the volatile player economy would quickly outscale his limited availability to play, and his endgame progress would suffer a slow, painful stall.
>Damn RMTers always driving the prices of everything sky high.
>If only he got to bot his maps like them, then this wouldn’t be an issue.
>Hell, some people joked about teaching their kids to farm currency for them.
>…Wait a minute.
>It was a flash of pure inspiration on his part in the middle of the night.
>Botting was finicky and technically bannable, but is a Porygon really just a measly piece of computer code?
>Just teach it to blast maps and pick up whatever shows up on the loot filter so he can sell it later.
>Plus, it was about time that Porygon pulled its weight around here. freeloader no longer.
>The Inteleon sprung from his bed and slugged through the campaign over the next few hours.
>He prepared the loot filter, the maps, the skill trees, everything to make this work as smooth as possible.
>At the verge of dawn, an exhausted Kurt gathered the red and blue duck.
>He found it in the living room, enraptured by some VTuber using a Porygon 2 model.
>Hell, maybe she WAS an actual Porygon, would certainly be possible nowadays.
>At least this was marginally better than what it’d been watching nonstop this past weekend.
>He snatched it from the couch to place in front of his desk, its cries filling the house as it desperately tried to escape.
>Kurt wouldn’t let it, this was too important. He made sure it was paying attention before he explained what to do.
>Even showed it a couple runs to make sure it got the picture.
