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>Late night at gamefreak HQ
"S... Sir, I finished the new draft of mega Charizard X like you asked."
"Finally! I hope for your sake you made it >edgy< enough this time!"
"Well, sir, I added two more spikes to it's head. I also sharpened the spikes on it's wings and gave it four more spikes on it's shoulders. It's wings are now spikes with a fan of spikes coming out of them."
"Hmm doesn't sound quite edgy and... SPIKEY enough. Does it have red eyes?"
"Yes sir, of course."
"Well alright then, that will have to do. Give it to the developers and leave me in peace. I'm very busy."
"If you don't mind me asking, busy with what, sir?"
"Glad you asked. I just finished adding about 20 spikes to the hands of mega Gengar and now I have to start work on mega Garchomp. What do you think about adding about 16 SPIKES to it's torso?"
"Genius, sir! I can't wait to see the fruits of your labour!"
END.
I heartfelt sympathy to all you people who would rather have had 30 more pokémon this gen than have 30 old pokémon taken away and ruined. You are my brothers. We shall endure.
