>>20946943"Ehhhh? OHHHH! A CUSTOMER! Shalom, SHALOM! What can I be of the doing for you, yes friend?"
Of the many poor and blissfully unaware customers Gavrel has had over the ages, none of them compare to this one. The person standing before him is stubby, midget-sized, and wearing a Guy Fawkes mask. Otherwise known as the meme mask that has by this point, lost all respectable meaning.
The midget slams the still-beating heart of a Goomy onto the counter, "I hear that this slugfucker heart, if consumed, will curse the eater with a mouth eternally filled with goo. Correct?"
"That is most true, yes! Would you like to purchase? Yes? No? Perhaps we can make some sort of dea--"
Gavrel is interrupted before he can even begin to enter phase two of his jewy price negotiations. Midget Fawkes instead tries to give him an offer of his own, "Cool, coolio, cool.
I'd like to buy it...without actually buying it.."The first red flag in Gavrel's head goes off right then and there. Midget Fawkes is essentially asking if he can just take the Goomy's heart free of charge. Free. Of. Charge.
>What does Gavrel do?A) Lets him have it, because why not.
B) Asks the midget to reconsider his thoughts in a deathly tone.
C) Takes out a fucking shotgun.
D) Asks if he's joking.
