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I was working in the gym late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my pocket monster, from his raid egg, began to rise
And suddenly, to my surprise
he did the Meteor Mash
(The Meteor Mash) it was a Steel type smash
(He did the Mash) it caught on in a cannon of flash
(He did the Mash) he did the Meteor Mash
From professor Willow’s laboratory in the far off east
To Candela’s bedroom, where the walkchads feast
The carfats all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my Electrodes
they did the Meteor Mash
(The Meteor Mash) it was a TDO smash
(They did the Mash) it caught on in a cannon of flash
(They did the Mash) they did the Meteor Mash
The spoofbros were having fun
The raid party had just begun
The guests included Sierra, a landwhale, and his son
The scene was firing, all were digging the sounds
Cliff on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The Blanche-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, The Valor-Kicker Five
they played the Meteor Mash
(The Meteor Mash) it was a mega smash
(They played the Mash) it caught on in a cannon of flash
(They played the Mash) they played the Meteor Mash
Out from his balloon, Giovanni’s voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
Opened the basket and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Shadow twist?"
it's now the Meteor Mash
(The Meteor Mash) and it's a Hoenn smash
(It's now the Mash) it's caught on in a cannon of flash
(It's now the Mash) it's now the Meteor Mash
Now everything's cool, Giovanni’s a part of the band
And my Meteor Mash is the hit of the land
For you, the players, this Mash was meant too
When you get to my raid, tell them Gochad sent you
then you can Meteor Mash
(The Meteor Mash) and do my DPS smash
(Then you can Mash) you'll catch on in a cannon of flash
(Then you can Mash) then you can Meteor Mash
Mash good!
Easy, Little Timmy, you impetuous, young boy
Mash good! (Meteor Mash)
