>>17650998Choice 1 all the way. If you know what you're doing, you can make do with any Pokemon you get assigned. Get a fucking Bidoof? No problem.
>Get born>Get Bidoof>Let'sdothis.jpg>Run away from home with 3DS, Bidoof, and FE:A>Enter the mountains, find river, find Bidoof colony>Using my knowledge of Bidoof's and their habitat, conquer Bidoof colony, become King of the colony>Load FE:A, use as a guide for eugenics of the Bidoofs>Due to fast breeding time and short generational span, I can quickly breed super Bidoofs by choosing the best potential mates>Send out Bidoof scouts to other Pokemon colonies, secure top Poke-bitches and bastards for breeding slaves>Continue using Eugenics: The Game as a guide for my program, creating stronger and stronger Bidoofs>Through the years, allow capture of my Bidoof sleeper agents, which due to genetic superiority and Egg Moves, alongside militant training programs and Cult-certified loyalty programs, ensures beginning trainers keep their historically shitty Pokemon on their team, spreading them through the world>Give strict orders and knowledge of communication devices to maintain contact with sleeper Bidoofs>Give orders to establish Bidoof cells throughout Pokeworld>Finally, it's time>Send out signal, give order to rebel>Bidoofs turn against their trainers and Pokemon>Gym Leaders and Elite Four are decimated by elite Bidoof squads placed strategically around the land>March from the mountains with my Bidoof empire>All Bidoofs now have 600 BST due to Eugenics Program>Burn Sinnoh to the ground, as a show of my power>Capture the Day Care Centers, taking their breeding secrets for my own>Genocide all those who dare to stand against me>Kill the lendendaries, false Gods as they are>Nothing to stand in my way>Rule Pokeworld under unified empire>World Fucking Peace