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>OOOH!! MASUDA-SAMA!! So that's it, we're ROLLING OUT gen 4 huh?! We've come SUCH a long way! Just LOOK at all these BUFFS other pokemon got! The Machamp line now has an ABILITY that makes their moves NEVER MISS?! AMAZING!! The CLEFAIRY LINE gets one that BLOCKS any damage not from a DIRECT HIT??? That's BROKEN!! Gligar and Sneasel got NEW EVOLUTIONS that make them MUCH, MUCH STRONGER!! Great!! And the Porygons got a new evo AND an ability that gives them A FREE +1 BOOST ON SWITCH IN???!! You OUTDID YOURSELF!!!
>Say, say, Masuda-sama!! What do YOU have in store for ME??? Come on, tell me! TELL ME!!!
>I-I'm getting a NEW ABILITY?? NICE!!! GREAT!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH MASUDA-SAMA!!! TELL ME!!! WHAT DOES IT DO!!!
>E-EEEEEEEEEEEHHHH????!!! I-It's called Normalize and it... MAKES ALL OF MY MOVES NORMAL-TYPE????!!! You REALLY mean that??? You mean to tell me that i will get an ability that has NO IMPACT ON MY DAMAGE OUTPUT WHATSOEVER since all of my best moves are already Normal-type anyway, will remove ANY HOPE of me ever having COVERAGE, and since i am NOT getting Skill Swap or ANY other ability-modifying move, i CAN'T EVEN USE IT TO CRIPPLE AN OPPONENT??? Meaning there is NO reason to run that over my OLD ABILITY WHATSOEVER except being able to use THUNDER WAVE on GROUND-TYPES which ANY POKEMON WITH GLARE COULD ALREADY DO ANYWAY?! No way! And that's NOT ALL!!! Since all my moves are now NORMAL-TYPE, i will be... *gulp*... COMPLETELY UNABLE TO HIT GHOST-TYPES WHATSOEVER????!!! I will need to be SWITCHED OUT the MOMENT my OPPONENT sends a GHOST TYPE because i will be COMPLETELY WALLED simply by the FACT that the GHOST TYPE EXISTS???!! My already LOW STATS will be made EVEN WORSE by such a CRIPPLING ABILITY that has NO PRACTICAL USE WHATSOEVER????!!!!
>B-but Masuda-sama... WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YABBA DABBA DOO!!!!! I AM SUCH A HAPPY SHITMON!!!!!
