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>Become a high-intellect Reuniclus
>At first, the Pokemon world seems great. Basically world peace and everyone listens to me because "lol humans = cool"
>Begin to slowly go bored and insane with how nice everyone is and the lack of technology
>No more movies
>No more video games
>No more Pokemon games
>No more Internet
>No more /vp/
>Psychiatrist is a mute Pyukumuku who does nothing but peace sign
>AAAAAHH This damn world sucks
>Invent modern power supplies and computers because of magic bullshit high intellect
>Invent Gameboy and redevelop Pokemon Red and Blue
>Market it as a human invention and sell it
>Everyone loves it but the non-Kantonian Pokemon are complaining on why they were left out
>Explain that's how the human world works
>Keep it all up for 20+ years
>It's beautiful
>The Kantonians have become smug nostalgic assholes, the Johtonians have become dependent on them, the Sinnohans acting like they matter, the Unovans have become whiny douches, the Hoennians all drowned, the Alolans worship the Kantonians, the Kalosians exist
>Constant starterwars everyday
>Ultra Beasts, Rhyperior, and half of the entire Pokemon species were nuked for being too ugly
>Everyone wants to fuck the humans from the games
>Even more degeneracy when Human Mystery Dungeon was released
>Sit back and relax for Pokemon World War 8
>Immediately get attacked by the Sinnohans for being a Unovan
>Blame everything on the Kantonians and commit apoptosis
