>>49095080Imagine looking at a fucking sand castle Pokemon complete with a plastic toy shovel sticking out of its head and saying:
>"Yep. This is it. This is the Pokemon I've been waiting for. This is my bro for life, my ace, my fucking BEST FRIEND HOLY SHIT I FUCKING LOVE SAND CASTLES NOTHING GETS MY DICK HARDER! GOD FUCKING DAMN BRO NEVERMIND ACTUAL COOL GROUND OR GHOST TYPES I WANT THE HAUNTED FUCKING SAND CASTLE! GOD I JUST WANNA DUMP SAND DOWN MY URETHRA AND CUM IT OUT SO I CAN PRETEND I'M USING SAND ATTACK LIKE MY BOI PALOSSAND!"And then worse, realizing that your "bro" which was clearly designed as forgettable worthless dex filler is shit in battle making it, surprise, forgettable worthless dex filler, and then having a fucking meltie over it so hard that you need to whine about it on an anonymous Mongolian wind surfing blog which happens to feature a Pokemon section. Like god damn dude it's Christmas eve, find something better to worry about.