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I really fucking hate this lizard. It literally takes no skill to use, all you have to do is press two fucking buttons and your problems are over. Why is this allowed? The retards at Smogon ban Swagger but they don't ban a lizard that's literally immune to paralysis and instantly destroys anything you want at the press of a fucking button? The fuck is that?
The design is shit too, it's literally just a lizard that was abducted by GF, who then proceeded to forcefully feed massive amounts of hormones until it was barely able to move. They then modified its body with invasive surgery to create the horror that is this lizard. They also fucked up its tail. If you like it, well, you can go shove a grenade up your ass. Then you'll literally fly everywhere, because you will explode like everything this lizard lightly touches. Twice.
No seriously, FUCK THIS LIZARD! And fuck whoever uses it too. It's not original. It's not fun. It's not your favorite. It's pure cancer that you use for easy wins, you shameless autistic faggots.
Fuck you.
